Clara Jane Thorne

Specializing in fiction and commentary for people that do a lot of deep thinkin’ but can’t seem to take many things seriously (also unapologetic about run-on sentences), I have provided an array of creations from the dark to the whimsical, from the spicy to the neurospicy, from the vibrant to the extra. AND! If you’re exceedingly whatever about sexuality and gender, you are especially welcome in my corner. Please take off your shoes first. Also, no underwear, I forbid it. In the meantime, I will be maxing out my headband game and figuring out how to keep my glasses from sliding off my face.